*Have you just got that new perfect hairstyle and are looking for a suitable Instagram caption to go with your image? Or perhaps you’re a hairdresser and simply want a funny hair quote to display on your feed? Look no further — you have come to the right place.
Based on many hours of research we have compiled an extensive list of the 111 most popular hair quotes featured on Instagram and Pinterest. No matter if you are blonde, ginger or brunette, have long, short, wavy or curly hair — we have the right hair quote for you.
If you’re only interested in certain types of hair quotes, it is recommended that you click the links in the table of contents below and jump directly to the preferred section. Let’s dive in!*
Did you know that merely 1-2 percent of the world’s population have naturally red hair? With that said, it’s not strange that redheads get people’s attention. Throughout history they have been met with both admiration and prejudice. Some old beliefs about gingers are that they have fiery tempers and beastly sexual desire – which are also portrayed in many of the redhead hair quotes popular on social media today.
You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead!
Jamie Luner
Sun’s out. Gingers in.
@readhead_secret_club
Freckles are redhead glitter.
@readhead_secret_club
I had the right to remain silent, but being a redhead, I did not have the ability.
@readhead_secret_club
Red hair doesn’t come in a bottle, it’s in your genes. You can’t buy the fire you are born with.
@readhead_secret_club
Red hair. The crown you never take off.
@readhead_secret_club
Silly blonde. Brains are for redheads.
@readhead_secret_club
Redheads for the few men brave enough to play with fire.
@readhead_secret_club
I was a redhead …before it was cool.
@readhead_secret_club
Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead
Unknown
I’m a redhead. I can go from fuck you to fuck me to get the fuck out of me sight. All within five minutes.
Unknown
There are a lot of theories about what makes the curl patterns of hair, and the truth is that nobody really knows for sure. A common belief among scientists is that it has to do with a flatter hair shaft that results in a more bent shape. Whatever the reason is, it is clear that most people are very proud of their curly hair (as they should) – however, it often comes with its challenges, which is reflected in the many hair quotes found on Instagram and Pinterest.
Who runs the world? Curls.
Unknown
My curls are like me. #Chaos.
@kurlify
Roses are red, violets are blue, my curls are healthy, yours can be too!
@kurlify
I didn’t want to go out, but my curls looked too good to stay in.
@kurlify
My mood depends on how good my curls look.
@scissor.tech
When you take a picture of yourself, half of it is your hair.
@curlyholic.shop
Ask a curly girl about her hair and she’ll tell you about her life.
@ohlala.keriting
May your curls grow and your skin glow.
@curlyconcept.store
Curly hair is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
Unknown
I make curl contact before I make eye contact.
Unknown
Your curls are your crown. The bigger the volume, the bigger your throne.
@curlyellie
Curly hair is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle.
@thepuffcuff
Instagram is completely flooded with funny hair quotes, hair sayings and memes. We put a lot of effort into scrutinizing the platform for the best golden nuggets for you to enjoy. Prepare yourself for some laughter!
Hey Siri, wash my hair.
Unknown
Do I want bangs or do I just need to talk about my feelings?
@clementines_salon
Therapy is expensive, get a haircut instead. We’re great listeners.
Unknown
I got 99 bobby pins, but I can’t find one.
@scissor.tech
I mean I’m over it, but I’m definitely going to bring it up to my hairstylist.
@clthair
If you only heat style once a week, that is still 52 times in a year …use protection.
@clthair
No matter how crazy things get over the next few weeks. I ask you, please do not box dye your hair.
@chazdeanstudio
Whatever you do, do not cut your own bangs. Put the scissor down.
@chazdeanstudio
I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need my hair done.
Unknown
When I say I won’t tell anybody …my hairdresser doesn’t count.
@clthair
If MONDAY was a haircut, it would be a MULLET.
@cashmere_hair
If you see me with a new hairstyle, I’ve been through something, but I’m cool. If I have bangs, call somebody.
@closetoclassy
Did you just leave the salon with that perfect new hairstyle? We got the perfect Instagram caption for you.
New Monday. New Week. New Hair.
@bebi_naturalz
New year. New me. New hair extensions.
@kbhhairextensions
No two hairs are exactly the same. Everyone has a different color, texture and length of their hair – and all of them should be embraced. No matter if you’re blonde, brunette, ginger, have curly or afro hair – you should be proud of it.
I didn’t go natural.. I decided to cherish what I’ve been given.
Unknown
Good hair is defined by hair health, not hair texture.
Unknown
I didn’t go natural, I started to love the hair I was born with.
Unknown
Women with short hair are often associated with power and attitude – Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn are two power women that can pull it off. If you have been going from long hair to short hair, we got the perfect hair quote for you.
Yes, you can still rock that style with short hair.
@naturalhairloving
Why does a girl cut her hair short? Just to say: I miss my long hair.
@pregnantmommy_
I’m sorry for what I said when I was growing out my bangs.
@hair__love_style
I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it.
Tatyana Ali
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience.
Robyn Dixon
He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.
Unknown
Short hair, don't care.
Unknown
Who wouldn’t be happy with a compliment about their new hair? Boost your day with these positive hair quotes.
Life is short. Make each beautiful hair flip count.
Unknown
Happy hair. Happy life.
Unknown
May your day be as bright as your highlight.
Unknown
Happiness is meeting the right hairstylist.
Unknown
Behind every beautiful woman is a hairstylist that loves her.
Unknown
I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in.
Unknown
Love is in the hair.
Unknown
Hair is the best accessory.
Unknown
When she flips her hair, the world sees her shine.
Unknown
Life is too short to have boring hair.
Unknown
Natural blonde hair is usually found in people from Northern Europe, and has for a long time been associated with female beauty. However, as a woman, being blonde can sometimes be both expensive and a big commitment as we learn from these hair quotes.
Blondes do it better.
Unknown
Going, Going, Blonde.
Unknown
You only live once, so live it blonde!
@maggiegeehairdesign
I’m such a blonde. It doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.
Jessica Simpson
Being blonde is such a commitment. I’m practically married to my toner.
Unknown
I have expensive hobbies and being blonde is one of them.
@clthair
Long hair is often associated with feminine beauty, but it often comes with its struggles. If you ever tried walking with long hair on a windy day or tried to flip it around you know what I am talking about – these hair quotes are for you.
Long hair in simple style looks beautiful.
Unknown
If my 22 inch hair hit you when I flip it, then you’re 22 inches too close to me. Back up.
Unknown
Long hair and lip gloss on a windy day. The struggle is real.
Unknown
Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever, all at the same time.
Unknown
If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her.
Unknown
Many people can relate to the feeling of changing hair color. As many hair quotes and sayings suggest, by changing your hair color, you can also change your state of mind and attitude, as well as show other people your mood and personality. It’s fascinating what a little hair color can do – let’s look at the best hair color quotes below.
If you can’t change your surroundings, change your hair color.
Brittany Murphy
My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
Julia Roberts
Whatever hair color I have on my head, that’s what decides what type of outfit I’m going to wear.
Cardi B
You can’t act like box dye and expect to be treated like balayage.
@holleewoodhair
It’s not just a hair color, it’s a state of mind..
Unknown
The best color in the world is the one that looks good on you.
Coco Chanel
Most people experience bad hair days, some more often than others. If you have long hair and/or curly hair you probably know what I am talking about. However, sometimes you just have to embrace it as some of these messy hair quotes suggest.
Thanks humidity. I always wanted to look like a lion.
Unknown
I don’t know what’s messier, my hair or my life.
Unknown
I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Unknown
On a bad hair day there is always lipstick.
Unknown
Since many hairdressers are using Instagram to promote themselves professionally, there is a plethora of very specific hairstylist humor on the platform. Below you can find some of the most popular hair quotes from this community.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your $5 shampoo won’t maintain your $165 hair color.
@scissor.tech
Hairdressing is not a job. It’s a craft.
@scissor.tech
Hairdresser: Where do you part? Client: Just in the car park.
@scissor.tech
I think the most important thing a woman can have – next to talent of course – is her hairdresser.
Dolly Parton
Great hair doesn’t happen by chance. It happens by appointment.
Unknown
Hairstylists are part artists, part therapists, part stylists, all fabulous!
@scissor.tech
I make people beautiful. What’s your superpower?
@scissor.tech
Clients come in like.. Can I get Bailyaege, Can I get Boleyage, Can I get Booleyage, Can I get Biologeyege.
@scissor.tech
Client: I want my hair to look like this *shows photo*. Stylist: First of all… That’s a wig. > @scissor.tech
Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hairdresser.
Peter Coppola
Studies show that people are 99.99% happier after having their hair colored by a professional. Just saying.
@studio_kay
Don’t you just love the smell of no clients on a Sunday morning?
@kevin.givens
The best hairstylists never stop learning.
@charisisraelacademy
Behind every beautiful woman is a fabulous hairstylist.
@charisisraelacademy
We all start with zero followers. Zero clients and with zero clue what we’re doing.
@melissa.redken
I need to be able to trust you like I trust my hairdresser.
@brisbanebestbeauty
Do you need a little more motivation and inspiration in your life? Check out these popular inspirational hair quotes – I’m sure they will make you smile.
Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world.
Unknown
Invest in your hair, it’s the crown you never take off.
Unknown
Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous.
Unknown
Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.
Unknown
Your hair is a beautiful crown, wear it with confidence.
Unknown
Are you looking for some sassy hair quotes for your Instagram caption? Then you’ve come to the right place – we have a ton of good ones to choose from. Check them out below and find your favorite!
I hope your day is as nice as my hair.
TheSalonBusiness.com
Wake up, flip hair, kick ass.
Unknown
Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.
Unknown
Flip your hair like you just don’t care.
Unknown
Play with my hair not my heart.
Unknown
No, you can't touch my hair.
Unknown
Are you one of those people with big hair? We compiled some of the best big hair quotes available on the Internet – hopefully you find something you like!
The bigger the hair, the harder they stare.
Unknown
Big hair. Big dreams.
Unknown
My hair is too big. Said no woman ever.
Hair La Vire
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.
Unknown
Becoming gray-haired is a natural part of aging, and something that should be embraced rather than despaired. How about calling it wisdom highlights instead?
I don’t have gray hair, I’ve got wisdom highlights.
Unknown
Gray hair is a blessing …ask any bald man.
Unknown
Perhaps the easiest way to create a hair quote image is to use Canva — it’s free and comes with ready made templates that you can use for Instagram with the right aspect ratio. You simply just need to drag and drop all the elements that you want for your hair quote. If you upgrade to premium you get access to more stock photos from their library.
Here’s a step-by-step guide:
Step 1: Create an account and then click “Create a design” in the upper right corner.
Step 2: Choose the “Instagram Post” design template with 1080 x 1080 px.
Step 3: Search for “Quote” in the search box for templates and decide which template you’d like to go for.
Step 4: Change the background image by clicking on “Photos” in the left menu, and then search their bank of stock photos to choose a suitable image.
Step 5: Change the quote to one featured in this article by simply clicking the sample text in the image and typing in your quote.
Step 6: In case you want to change the font or font size, you can just click the text and change it in the left corner of the workspace. You can also change the position of the quote by dragging the textbox, and make it smaller or larger as you see fit.
Step 7: Click the “Share” button in the upper right corner and then “Download”, to save the image on your computer.
That’s it! You’re now ready to post it on Instagram.